@deadontheoutside.bsky.social Hamageddon
@comraderobot.bsky.social hAut dAug
@brianwolven.bsky.social Last night’s position—between us on the sofa—seemed a lot more comfortable.
@crawlieswithcri.bsky.social But you wouldn’t be able to understand its protests because they’d all just sound like “mmmmwft mmmsmsm mmmpst!” with those loaded cheeks.
@crawlieswithcri.bsky.social You need one of those little bins like the ones they use to check carry-on bag sizes at airports.
“Do your cheeks fit?”